Real Men of Genius

Monkeygirl presents "Real Men of Genius" (Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Transportation Security Administration Director (Mr. Transportation Security Administrator Director).

You have single-handedly stopped terrorists from bringing explosive materials onto airplanes. No one else would have thought a simple, clear Ziploc bag would prevent explosive liquids from igniting, but you have found a way to protect millions of people each day (blue and yellow make green). Ordinarily, passengers would not be allowed to take liquids on the airplane (kaboom), but you know that by putting them into a Ziploc bag, the properties of supposed liquids are neutralized (you should have been a rocket scientist). If it shakes, sprays or pours, put it in the Ziploc bag. Or else you'll confiscate it. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh Pioneer of Plastic, for making our skies a little friendlier to fly (Mr. Transportation Security Administraaatooor).

This message is not endorsed by Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri, but was inspired by true events that occurred while travelling to St. Louis, Missouri.